Fucking Rick is a fucking asshole and should fucking die already.

6 Nov

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Last night’s Walking Dead fully reinforced my belief that Rick is a bitch and needs a dick slapped in his face.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

THE EVOLUTION OF RICK

  • He starts out all: Can’t we all just get along?
  • Then he’s all: It’s fine, okay! Fine! While he mopes about how everyone thought he was dead and his bestie was starting to replace him–even though his wife’s trying to make him feel better while she tries not to shame vomit, because, dutiful wife duties totes come before dealing with your own shame and grief.
  • Then he’s all a dick that doesn’t believe his wife that his BFF is crazy pants–bros before hoes bitches!
  • Then he’s all: OMG Lori, sex with you made my BFF go crazy, then I had to kill him, this is SO all your fault!
  • Then he’s all Richard Mourdock and shit and: This baby’s MY baby and a gift from god even if you are afraid to be knocked up in the zombie apocalypse and even if you’ve had a C-section and will probably die in child birth, no apocalypse abortion attempts!
  • Then he’s all: I hate you Lori, don’t touch me, don’t even look at me you filthy whore face! And Lori’s is all battered wife syndrome–she should really get it together and not be such a cry baby.
  • Then Lori’s all: Here’s that baby you wanted but dead and Rick’s all OH NOES! Now I so luv Loriiiiiii!!!!!

Seriously, can we kill him off in the show already?

One Response to “Fucking Rick is a fucking asshole and should fucking die already.”

  1. lanny November 18, 2013 at 1:16 am #

    I agree with all of that,haha. but I think HE should be cast out of the group now for his rash decision to cast Carol out. Tyrese is probably gonna die soon and is fucking crazy. Carol cares for the group, I know it. haha. maybe carl will take rick out !

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